Mario Kart

Named after the Lil Mariko.

Person1: hey have you ever heard of Mario Kart?
Person 2: oh, you mean the song writer Lil Mariko?

by Doge2.0 April 12, 2023

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 11, 2017

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

bad

this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats

by mk8dx lounge July 01, 2024

Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 06, 2022

Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.

Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart

by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020