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Marco

Marcos are normally creepy guys that are thirsty for a girlfriend. They've had 2 or 3 girlfriends before but they never last more than a week. He can be pretty funny and cool at times but 90% of the time he's quiet, not saying a word, and looking like a homeless stalker. He gives off a very disturbing aura/vibe that most of his friends hate. All of his friends make fun of him and kinda hate him.
"Bro why does Marco always wear a beanie?"
"I heard he got a shitty haircut, so he's waiting for it to grow out."
by Pedro's_Problems September 1, 2021
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Marco

A Marco seems very sweet at first. He is loving, caring, and shy. He is popular but a outsider. He is very loyal but can mess with your feelings. He is a good kisser but often has bad teeth. He has brown eyes and great light brown hair. He is tall, skinny, and Italian. He is very horny and determined, will not stop asking for nudes. He loves you but is tricky. He tricks your mind to think you need him when you deserve better. He is not very funny but he is fun.
Woah watch out for Marco!
by maddypeters July 28, 2019
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Marco

A true faggot who thinks he is the shit but could get slumped by a 3 year old female infant. Marcos tend to have no friends and wear some sort of cargo pants or shorts every day. Marcos also tend to have mental problems and are often taken advantage of for their true softness. Finally Marcos are pretty much summed up as the weirdo in class.
Marco is such a pussy I wanna punch his face cause it pisses me off.
by FAPPYFAM March 3, 2017
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Marco

(noun) ~A rare species of Asian. Tries to act black when he really shouldn't. Thinks he's the shit, but he's definitely not. Gay, and yes watch out. Looks at porn sites alot. Specifically PornHub.com. He also likes to fuck around with people alot. Has a gay-ass little Nephew named Justin. Tends to use "Your Mom" as a comeback. ALL THE TIME.
Migrated from NorCal to San Diego.
Marco: Hi Guys.

Guy 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5: Dude, go away, you freakin gay.

Marco: Your mom's freaking gay.
by xXGaydarXx January 3, 2010
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Marco

Hes definitely marco”
by Bigphatcock January 20, 2018
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Marco

Marco is the Gay Law student from Big brother 5 , he squels like a seal ( that rhymed that did) and he is bald, he is tall and has a GSOH p.s he also likes dancing to caberet sings as seen in the show
Ohhhhhhhh myy god darlin! - marco quote

Yo yo yo dat marco man hes a seal man man man - VICTOR bb5 aka gangsta quote
by Nidzxxx July 6, 2004
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Marco

Normally Spanish or Italian. Sometimes annoying but most of the time hes a good freind. He also probably hates bananas

kiwis or avocados. Probably swears alot. He probably has/had a good interest in anime at one point.He is a good person to talk to when ur sad or something like that. All in all marco is a good freind and kinda funny.
Hey have you heard marco?
Yeh Marco's a good freind of mine
by Yehyehyehyehyehyeh October 27, 2019
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