Marco is an
Italian masculine given name of Etruscan and Latin origin, derived from Marcus. It derives from the Roman god
Mars.
A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the
Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little
penis.
Any Marco is normally known to be quite the
creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to
peep on other
people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on
people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the
time... Is not enough.
However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
Marco is good at hitting up people's exes.
Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our
school and all of those other schools?
Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his
penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's
penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
