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Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
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mexican marathon

two or more days of consecutive binge drinking to the point of intoxication. usually done in conjunction with skipping work or school.
last week we went out drinking from tuesday to saturday...a real mexican marathon...im hung over as hell
by fp12319 May 9, 2010
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exam week marathon

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.
Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.
by readlookread November 24, 2013
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UNC Dance Marathon

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's largest student-run organization. UNC Dance Marathon is a year-long fundraiser to raise money for the patients and families of N.C. Children's Hospital. The organization raises money through campus fundraising, community and outreach events such as percentage nights and mini-marathons. Then, in the spring of each year, UNC Dance Marathon reveals the final fundraising total at the end of the 24-hour dance marathon, the Marathon of UNC Dance Marathon. The Marathon is a culmination of our efforts throughout the year and our way of showing support For the Kids.

The mission of UNC Dance Marathon is to overcome childhood illness by providing major support for the medical, surgical and emotional care of the patients and families served by North Carolina Children's Hospital.

uncmarathon.org
Yo, I can't wait to stand for 24 hours for the kids at UNC Dance Marathon this year!
by FTK123 September 15, 2013
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airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.
Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.
by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006
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Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.
What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon
by CFI Dave May 18, 2011
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