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Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.
Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back
by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010
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Manwaring

To look like a bald eagle, or the fonze.
Look at Manwaring...ehhhhh its the fonz, he's got buns of steel, and the breath of an ox
by Jimmy 'Lizard Tongue' Jones January 24, 2008
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mispering

To go missing, to become a missing person.
She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.
by pink girrafe February 16, 2006
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Manpeating

When a dude repeats an idea, joke ,or sick burn that a woman just said only- louder, and takes credit.
Jake just keeps manpeating everything I say in meetings and throwing himself at Jonathan for an invite to the rich dork poker game.
by Conscious Koala April 7, 2020
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manperiod

that time of the month when hormones change- in males it results in increased horniness which lasts approximately 28-31 days.
"dude, my girlfriend's on her period and my manperiod's peakin' - I have got to do something!"
by bill b licious April 13, 2010
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mangerine

testicle- rhymes with tangerine
He claimed he lost a ball to testicular cancer, but I've seen him naked- he has has two mangerines...
by weblizard May 24, 2008
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Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.
1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.
by Dale Williams June 13, 2004
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