Malding

soy boy is angry at something small

Womanslayer69 Malding over having no internet

by justabardfromdnd January 20, 2023

Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition

Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022

Mald

Something that happens when somebody gets so mad they start balding

Rachael: You’re built like a mushroom

Johnny: *starts malding*

by Depression :D April 28, 2022

mald

when a burger ass nigga is mad balding

1: Ngl yous malding
2: What.?
1: Mad balding.

by band man. February 8, 2022

Mald

A word, with a combination between the word mad and bald, often used in video games and first person shooters (FPS)

Mald, cope, seethe, dilate.

by Atomy boi June 28, 2022

Malding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding

by AceDane November 18, 2020

Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021