malding

when you're mad and you're balding

"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"

by throwawaygh June 24, 2021

mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.

I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!

by You sure bro? September 17, 2021

malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

So bad, so mad! Simply malding

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

Malding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding

by AceDane November 18, 2020

Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.

Leftist losers are malding again.

by Trumpforever March 1, 2021

Mald

A word, with a combination between the word mad and bald, often used in video games and first person shooters (FPS)

Mald, cope, seethe, dilate.

by Atomy boi June 28, 2022

Mald

where someone gets scared and angry over a moira main

"Wow, that guy was pretty mald, I wonder how scared he is of a Moira main."

by vclair February 7, 2021