maggie simpson

the youngest member of the Simpsons. Half a babie, half sniper. (remember that time when Homer became a cop and all the gangsters came out to kill him, and Maggie pulled out her gun that she shot Mr. Burns with an shot the gangster?)

bang! bang! bang!
(suck) (suck)

by somethingman May 9, 2004

Maggie

She is the one you can always go to. The one who I can talk to. The one who I love. She is the one for me. I know I messed up in the past but know our future is bright. Sure we fight here and there but we end up making it right. Even when you think ill go back to her I never am leaving your side again. We have so many special things like our numbers 44 and 21. Those will be there forever and I love you Maggie you are my one and only.

Maggie is the one for me.

by Crusader4421 April 15, 2013

Dirty Maggie

To rub peanut butter onto a males genitals while playing a game of Twister

A Dirty Maggie is done while he was playing twister and she grabes his penis and rubs it with peanut butter

by Muffinman221 July 28, 2009

Maggie

Liam Heritage dog.

Maggie means the beautiful loaf of bred and god of pigs

Qween of Taiwan and cutest dog in the world

that dog named Maggie

by The kid that is small April 10, 2019

cold hand Maggie

(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"

by Dr. Boswell October 28, 2011

Maggie

A girl who is wild, crazy, bright, and has a wicked sense of humour. She is boy-crazy, and boys go crazy for her, a party animal, and happy-go-lucky. This girl can go and go at parties, but often needs time off to herself. In big groups she can be obnoxious, a bit of a brat, self-centred, and full of it so she'll get noticed, but when you get some alone time with her in her downtimes, she is a really sensitive, caring and lovable. Underneath, is probably a hidden talent, and on the outside, is style and a fashionable flair!

Guy1: Wow! She knows how to have fun!
Guy2: Yeah, she's drawing the eyes..
Guy3: That's my Maggie!

by DoraTheSpanishInquisition December 28, 2010

Maggie

Will be shy at first, but once you get to know her, she's crazy and insane!

She loves: anime, fanfictions/fandoms, books, movies, drawing, and video-games.
She's smart and good with advice, but bad with baby-sitting.
If you anger her, she'll be calm and collected about it. She likes to be annoying and friendly.
She also likes to flirt a little, too. If you become her boyfriend and leave her/cheat on her, she won't cry, she'll just break up with you and move on.
She's a strong girl and likes to party.

Hey look! It's Maggie!

by NameGenius1132 May 15, 2016