Macgyver

Star of cult 80's show of the same name.

Also "The Hoff's" arch nemesis (see definition under Hoff).

Responsible for an increased number of Hoff related emailing and starting the Hoffing war, a fued between 80's B-grade celebrities in a power struggle for a share of the born-again celebrity email popularity market.

For more information, please see the definition under Hoff.

"I can't believe all these f*cking Hoff emails, now we've got f*cking MacGyver to put with. Damn it!!"

by Roger Ramsalot April 19, 2005

MacGyver

When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.

My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.

by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 8, 2004

Douche MacGyver

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver

Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"

by MikeB30 December 14, 2008

Macgyver

To make a marijuana smoking utensil out of random pieces of junk.

Dude1: Man, I've got some buds but nothing to smoke with.
Dude2: That's fine--we've got a toothpick, some duct tape, and a thimble--I'll just pull a Macgyver.

by Blue Steel January 6, 2003

Macgyver

Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.

Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock

Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!

by Sam January 17, 2004

MacGyver Bag

A bag carried for the purposes of carrying gadgets and survival equipment. It's pretty much essential that it has a small pocket somewhere in which to hide a paperclip, the MacGyver-man's tool of last resort.

It's not a manbag, it's a MacGyver bag

by macgyverforlife May 30, 2011

THE Macgyver

While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.

Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.

by XXXguyXXX October 14, 2009