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The most beautiful human being on the planet . Always there for you, there to make you laugh. Is the first to tell bad jokes and to dance like idiots on the kitchen.

If you ever cross the road of maryane be sure to keep her with you. She's funny and she's always there for you. Serious talks or silly ones.

The best nickname ever is: Mama
by Madi-f December 31, 2021
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mayan tire

sounds like “my entire

can be used for suggestive jokes
what’s mayan tire? mayan tire dick in your mouth
by harryy bell saek March 12, 2023
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Mayan

All Maya ritual acts were dictated by the 260-day Sacred Round calendar, and all performances had symbolic meaning. Self-mutilation was encouraged during important ritual times. Bloodletting was an important part of any ritual event.
For the Maya, blood sacrifice was necessary for the survival of both gods and people, sending human energy skyward and receiving divine power in return king used an obsidian knife or a stingray spine to cut himself, allowing the blood to fall onto paper held in a bowl. Kings' wives also took part in this ritual by pulling a rope with thorns attached through their tongues. The blood-stained paper was burned, the rising smoke directly communicating with the Sky World.
Prisoners, slaves, and children especially orphans and illegitimate children were sacrificed for the occasion.
Priests were assisted in human sacrifices by four older men who were known as chacs, in honor of the Rain God, Chac. These men would hold the arms and legs of a sacrificial victim while the chest was opened up by another individual called a nacom. Also in attendance was the chilam, a shaman figure who received messages from the gods while in a trance, and whose prophecies were interpreted by the assembled priests.
The Maya believed that when people died, they entered the Underworld through a cave or a cenote. Mayans dreaded death by natural causes because they were said to not go directly to paradise. Ordinary people were buried beneath the floors of their houses, their mouths filled with food accompanied by objects they had used when alive. Some Mayans mummified the heads of their lords and kept and the families kept them and fed them on a regular basis.
Some Mayans today still believe that their villages are the ceremonial center of the world.
There is also a supernatural belief in the spirits of the forest. Some villages today have four pairs of crosses and four jaguar spirits or balam at the village's four entrances, in order to keep evil away. In agricultural rites, deities of the forest are still invoked, and it is still believed that evil winds loose in the world cause disease and sickness.
Mayans are a wondrous group of people. . . because they sacrifice people.
by T00KI3 June 30, 2008
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Mayank

This homie right here has a big heart. Chill guy until you make him angry. Smart and too good to be true. He will do anything for his friends.He fucks hella treeches and has hella money. His dick is huge af thats why he gets more girls than other boys. Honestly having a Mayank in your life is quite privileged.
What a gem of a person!He is truly Mayank.
His dick is so huge he must be a Mayank!
by aarya002 November 22, 2021
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Flyin' Mayan

Uncontrollable diarrhea coupled simultaneously with projectile vomiting, all while perched upon the crapper. Sad victim is forced to use the sink, bathtub or wastebasket as backup toilet. Usually occurs after a long night at the bar, followed by burritos at 3 a.m. or in cases of severe GI unrest due to food poisoning or nasty flu bug.
During out first night in Cabo, I could hear Trent in the bathroom performing the soul-wrenching Flyin' Mayan, just hours after our visit to Uncle Rico's Taco Shack where he consumed 16 Dos Equis and famed "Escobar Platter."
by tapelon December 25, 2009
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Mayank

He is a guy with his cute, charming face. He will make you addicted to himself. People find it difficult to stay without him once they get used to of him. He makes you feel that you just him and nothing else in your life. He would directly or indirectly makes you do more and better in your life. People just see cuteness on his face. He makes you feel comfortable and fearless as he is. He makes you live your life in a different way. He doesn't worry about future and believe in living life in its full capacity.
Mayank: Kiran, will you give me your notes?
Kiru: I will give you that would be an honor for me sir.
by Ur Kiruu November 25, 2021
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Mayan Calendar

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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