Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

fart mute

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

by heywoodgblowme September 12, 2013

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020

Palm Mute

Palm mute is one of techniques of playing guitar and is mostly used on electric guitars in metal or hardcore. How does it work? When you mute the strings with your palm so it makes a deeper tone. When its correctly used and correctly combined with the other instruments, it can be compared to PURE HEAVINESS. You basically can't write a breakdown without palm mutes.

Hey bro, just learned how to palm mute.
Holy cow, let's bring that to a good use in a new song rn!

by Kian.calls.me.Tommy March 25, 2022

mute fish

a Dumbass.

people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.

usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.

Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.

by AlgebraSucks March 8, 2010

mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.

You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.

by mute spitting November 21, 2013

tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.

"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011