hannah montana

dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?
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Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
by K. Wright February 1, 2009
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Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.
Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere
by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006
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Hannah Montana

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.
"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."
by John Curtis September 5, 2007
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Helena, Montana

One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.
Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.
by The NinJay January 2, 2012
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Hannah Montana

Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.

The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!
Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!

Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!
by Old School Disney March 27, 2007
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Montana Mount

First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!
by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007
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