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Metro PieceofShit

MetroPCS bad reception, lame phones, so many dropped calls
1: I just got a new T-Mobile Sidekick!

2: I still have my Metro PieceofShit phone
by victoriadaniellemabelle June 17, 2009
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Metro POS

Metro POS

Metro POS, the POS standing for "piece of $hit" is basically a description of the outdated phones, service, and coverage areas that Metro PCS has to offer. A common nickname for the ghetto phone company in which you can have no credit, no job and no money to get crappy service with lots of dropped calls, double texts, and a very small service area for about $40 a month.

Often used by cheapskates, drug dealers, and those with bad credit who cannot attain a line with a reputable cell phone service provider.
Guy 1: "I called you like three times last night dude and your $hit went right to voicemail! $hit was CrAzY at the bar...you missed a good time!"

Guy 2: "Dammit! I was just at home sitting on the couch watching UFC, my phone didn't even ring!!! Damn Metro POS!"
by Sweet_Melissa March 15, 2011
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Metro saint

the biggest fag in the world who is a pussy and sucks at rapping see loser and retard for more info
metro saint is gay possibly the biggest poser and gangsta fag ever
by big cock ben July 6, 2008
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metro pcs

a ghetto cell phone company with a small coverage area but has unlimited minutes and texting
i cant use that metro pcs if i ride out past modesto
pcshit
by Jose L. Ventura July 18, 2006
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Metro Cunt

An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.
"The dating scene in New York City sucks. I'm tired of all these money grubbing metro cunts"
by Dr. Malcolm June 22, 2012
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Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)
Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"
by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018
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Metro Ass

1. When you sit on any surface in a Metro rail car or a Metro station. The germs and filth that envelop your rear cause the degenerative disease that is Metro Ass.

2. Getting banged on the Metro. The recommended place for getting Metro Ass is the partition of black glass at the end of each car.
1. "Ali, you cannot get in my bed tonight. You've got Metro Ass."

2. "Man, I got a great piece of Metro Ass last night."
by metro girl January 16, 2007
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