merch

another way of saying onnn

ab said " i jus bought hella heems" and ad "merch"

by getwelljunior May 9, 2024

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018

Merch

It means to like prove what you said

"Merch! You really got a Gucci bag"

by BrandiMappGrl October 25, 2019

Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022

merch raping

when a youtube or celebrity forces their merch on their fans

popularized by h3h3

jake paul is merch raping his fans

by Horizzon/Sebastian April 23, 2018

youtuber merch

The thing that makes you lose respect for any YouTuber in 0,5 seconds

I just dropped some new youtuber merch on my lazy ass made website!!!!!!

by Nesquik nibba February 18, 2018