Merch

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018

Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022

Merch

Originated in Milwaukee Merch is another way of saying “say swear to god”

That gas station got robbed a few days ago “merchhh”

That girl that we used to go to school with pregnant now “oh Merch”

by Drandonmke January 18, 2023

Merched

stand on business and stamp that shi

Merched I’ll slap tf outta you

by bignae October 31, 2023

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

Merch it

"merch it" is like "on god?" or "merch" means god

girl: my momma bought me a Gucci bag
boy: merch it
girl: merch

by jdjbhbwdhwhbdjbwdjk February 17, 2022