meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

Meaty Bite Growl

When your having a shit and stop mid push to let your dog chew it out your arse while you masturbate.

Dude the whore house has closed down maybe I’ll just go have a meaty bite growl

by Big Sword August 16, 2018

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006

Meaty Boy

Cute boy of a thicker muscular nature, plural: Meaty boys.
Late 40's-50+ ... is a meaty man.

1. oh hayyy, Tom Brady is SUCH a meaty boy.

2. i'd totally tap that meaty boy.

by JulesM March 1, 2010

meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Meaty Backstraps

What ever human and animal strives for.

Representative of physical perfects

Women want them, man want to have them

So... I've been been eating 3000 calories a sitting in order to maintain my meaty Backstraps. You should have seen the looks I've been getting at the gym

by The meaty Backstrapper November 25, 2016