McDonalds 

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

McDonalds by Jay February 4, 2004

McDonalds 

Townie/chav, holy-ground will protect with own life if they think the inter-space is in threat.

one townie said to another townie going down to our 5-star resteraunt. (McDonalds)

McDonalds by Mark,Joe,Callum and Carl March 4, 2005

McDonalds 

McDonalds serves burger a la cow shit, avec chips a la spat in. Happy meals contain prozac. Only fat chavs eat here.

Customer: can I have some food posioning please?
Sweaty teenage mutant: one McDonalds happy meal, 99p

McDonalds by be01 May 26, 2006

Mcdonalds 

The corporate cancer on earth growing everyday world wide. #1 cause of obesity and obesity related illnesses. Since people are 2 stupid not to eat there food. Take the option from them! Shut these assholes down. Sell there restaurants world wide. Fire the CEO'S sell the company piece by piece. Do HUMANITY A FUCKIN FAVOR!!! After the Black Tar Heorin type withdrawls from their toxic waste, people may wake the fuck up.

McDonalds The Fast Food Establishment that poisons children, adolescents, and adults worldwide.

Mcdonalds by McShit III. July 24, 2008

McDonalds 

Yet another corporation that uber-liberals love to hate. They're all so fashionable when it comes to hating the right corporate entities.
Still, when I was a kid I loved going to McDonalds.
I still learned how to eat right, and still eat at McDonalds sometimes. It's basically good food, just not meant for every day.
I wonder how many people who have submitted caustically liberal definitions are driving around in gas fueled cars whose bumpers are plastered with "green" bumperstickers.

Get over it hippy and eat a McDonalds Big Mac

McDonalds by Someone who doesn't own a vehicle December 28, 2005

McDonalds 

A fuckin' good cheap restaurant. I eat there all the time. McChicken <3. And no I'm not fat. I weigh 130 and am 6'2". I just wish they had more spicy food. Nothing wrong with their food, as most bitches will complain.

Poor guy: Yo I'm hungry let's hit up chipotle. Damn that sounds good, too bad I only got 2 bucks.
Rich guy: Damn, that sucks. I guess let's hit up McDonalds for some mc chickens.
Poor guy: Hells yeah, that's almost as good as chipotle.

McDonalds by David Barnes January 8, 2006

mcdonalds 

A perfect example of how people can be influenced to by such utter shit that some people call food, using marketing scams and celeberties to make it look like the Cats Meow. It is basically a "Restaurant" that serves processed and pre-fabricated food that usually is made with gallons of greese. In order to get even MORE people to buy their shit, (because 5 billion costomers, or victims is not enough) they often put huge golden arch statue-like things right next to freeways and highways so that when families are driving along, the little kids that dont know any better look at the sighns and say "Momy! Dady! I wana eat at Mcdonalds!" and if the little kids dont get their way, they start crying. So the parents are forced to by at this hell hole. The only thing I give them props for, are how they manipulate and decive people with their marketing programs. If Mcdonalds was a person, id kill it.

Factory President: I have so many gallons of toxic waist I need to get rid of!
Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands!

or...

Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds!

mcdonalds by Fuck Mcdonalds December 11, 2008