*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"
Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
Get the Draco Malfoymug. by Vinnie hacker is so seggy March 6, 2021
Get the Draco malfoymug. Draco Malfoy's mother and Lucius Malfoy's wife. While she does believe Voldemort's views about Muggle-borns and half-breed/half bloods are correct, she lied to Voldemort and told him that Harry was dead in the Forbidden Forest, wanting to journey up to the castle to find her son, Draco Malfoy. Once Harry's 'dead' body was taken up to the castle, Harry battled Voldemort and defeated him. After the war, this act kept her immediate family (Lucius and Draco) out of Azkaban, the wizard prison. She's a part of the black family line, sister to Andromeda Tonks (formerly Black) and Bellatrix Lestrange, although she looks down on Andromeda because she married a muggle-born, Ted Tonks.
Person 1: Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch.
Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!
Person 1: So?
Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!
Person 1: She's still a bitch.
Person 2: You're impossible.
*begin another useless conversation*
Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!
Person 1: So?
Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!
Person 1: She's still a bitch.
Person 2: You're impossible.
*begin another useless conversation*
by Nicole2016 July 25, 2011
Get the Narcissa Malfoymug. The Son Of Draco Malfoy And Astoria Greengrass. He Is Usually Paired With Rose Weasly Daughter Of Ron And Herimone.
by MorganIsSoWeird May 3, 2009
Get the Scorpius Malfoymug. A snobbish and hineous character from the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, whose main role in the general plot can be described as a permanent attempt to make Harry's life hell.
Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.
Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.
by ^^ February 27, 2004
Get the draco malfoymug. the egotistical bitch who is the mother to Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. She thinks she is so fucking awesome and hot! I think Paris Hilton should play her in the film!
by Diana_Banana February 24, 2009
Get the narcissa malfoymug. A blonde brooding character in the Harry Potter series who has a father who is a fucking bastard and a girlfried named Pansy who is a slut, bitch, and is using Draco to get at his money. He is most known in fanfiction as the lover of Harry Potter. Draco is in quite a lot of slash(male/male)material.
Draco Malfoy was seen trying to kill Ginny Weasley just for kicks.
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
Lucius Malofy tried to seduce Draco when he was younger.
Pansy literally attacked Draco to get him to tell her the meaning of I love you.
Draco was enjoying the lucius Harry POtter until a loud "Hem Hem" was heard from the back of the Dada classroom. Umbridge!
by One Fucking obsessed Harry Potter Fan December 31, 2003
Get the Draco Malfoymug.