Mayhem

The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!

by manliest wife November 23, 2021

Mayhem

Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.

"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."

by November 21, 2021

Mayhem

An electro house alias owned by Emma Essex.

Bro, Mayhem's music is a vibe!

by Lunaah September 06, 2022

Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span

Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night

by WoWs Supply Co. June 28, 2024

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 10, 2021

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 10, 2021

Magical Mayhem

A term used for the meaning of weed.

Hey bra, you wanna go hit up the magical mayhem after school?

nah man, I gotta go take a DT.

by Oswego Dalton Neilson March 23, 2008