Maxime

She is the dimond out of all the rocks in the crowd. She is very nice and funny also likes to annoy her bestie with her boy problems and mental breakdowns. When she chooses a bestie it is her ride or die. (No joke). This is a Belgian name btw. Did I mention that her rlly hot and gets all the guys? Oh heck yea she does. Goodbye

Maxime is hot and has a not hot bestie. YEET SAUCE

by CHEZZ102 April 19, 2019

maxim drisdelle

Greatest person ever, has to tuck his penis in his sock to avoid stepping on it or tripping others

Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.

Guy 1: "who's! Is that who I think it is?!"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"

by AZGAD May 7, 2018

Maxim

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.

Honey, Maxim is after repossessing the house.

by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020

Maxim

Maxim is an amazing, hot, and great guy. He always wears a hat because he's a thug(although he lived a chilled life away from the hood)

Look at this dush, thinking he's a Maxim

by Yeet man 123 September 25, 2019

Maxim

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.

That guy who came out of the strip club hes a Maxim!

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Maxime

The greatest person you'll ever fucking see and that's not because that's my name OK??

Random girl 1: Omg Maxime's is so freaking cool!
Random girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO HOOOOT!

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021