by flippitydippity November 05, 2006
by Awesomeguyandsuch April 19, 2013
A bug, or a troll.
Lives off the satisfaction of trolling others
For Example, opening loud crinkly pretzel bags during tests
Likes to move hands around while talking
If the troll starts to walk towards you, beware and run the opposite direction.
Lives off the satisfaction of trolling others
For Example, opening loud crinkly pretzel bags during tests
Likes to move hands around while talking
If the troll starts to walk towards you, beware and run the opposite direction.
Friend 1: Ugh, I just met some horrible monster who got on my nerves.
Friend 2: Was it Matt?
Friend 1: How did you know?!
Friend 2: Was it Matt?
Friend 1: How did you know?!
by cheery chaplin April 25, 2013
by Lissa-berg February 03, 2010
The best boyfriend ever. he cares for me, buys me things and is hot as fuck, as well as being mind blowing in the bedroom.
i remember the first time me and matt had sex.he undressed me gently, and got out his huge 8 incher, leting me look at it for a while before making out with me, his cock pressing against my bare body.
he then fingured me, using two fingers, starting slow and geting faster, working my clit so i screamed in pleasure.
I tossed him off, teazing him then going for it, getting faster so he groaned.
we then 69'd, me deep throating his cock and his eating my pussy out, licking all the warm white cum out of it.
he then started to fuck me, sliding his cock into me and shagged me till i spurted everywhere, then he came in me.
he then fingured me, using two fingers, starting slow and geting faster, working my clit so i screamed in pleasure.
I tossed him off, teazing him then going for it, getting faster so he groaned.
we then 69'd, me deep throating his cock and his eating my pussy out, licking all the warm white cum out of it.
he then started to fuck me, sliding his cock into me and shagged me till i spurted everywhere, then he came in me.
by Missy :)(: March 01, 2009
a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there
you should be more like matte
by asm August 16, 2017
A Male who has his eye on a girl but is either way to nervous to ask her out even though he is too anxious to even talk to her sometimes, he just needs to calm down and ask her out but still needs encouragement from a brother, a friend or the girls friend because she knows about girls.
e.g.
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!
Matte: I really like her but I can't ask her out I just can't
Girls friend: just ask her out already
Matte: okay
Matte:I did it and my chest feels like it just caved in
Girls friend: at least you did it YAY!!!!
by Weirdowithunicorns June 06, 2016