by calikid January 28, 2007
by Nick November 10, 2002
The use of improvisational means to obtain sexual gratification in the absence of a partner.
Because the word "masturbation" sounds kind of boring, people have come up with an absurd amount of euphemisms for what is essentially sex without a partner.
Because the word "masturbation" sounds kind of boring, people have come up with an absurd amount of euphemisms for what is essentially sex without a partner.
I tried to look up "masturbation" on UD, but the constant use of euphemisms and the lack of a real definition drove me crazy.
by Anonymous debunker of myths October 16, 2009
The act of pleasuring yourself. Self-sex, its like training for actual sex.Jacking off.
For a man stroking, rubbing, or even slapping the erect penis, for a women, rubbing the vagina with the two front fingers, or even lodging a penis shaped item such as a dildo in it.
There are terms such as;
Buff the Bananna
Spank the Frank
Stroke the one-eyed snake
beat the meat
Hold your sausage hostage
choke the chicken
Rub the Robin
Box the cock
Invade your pants with a five fingered army
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Fondle the Fig
Jerk the Gerk
Tug the Tiger
Hand to Gland Combat.
As for women;
Vagina Dj
Taco Handshake
Play the Clitar
shuck the oyster
pressing the escape button
Tapping the keg
cleaning your fingers
the two finger tengo
ect
For a man stroking, rubbing, or even slapping the erect penis, for a women, rubbing the vagina with the two front fingers, or even lodging a penis shaped item such as a dildo in it.
There are terms such as;
Buff the Bananna
Spank the Frank
Stroke the one-eyed snake
beat the meat
Hold your sausage hostage
choke the chicken
Rub the Robin
Box the cock
Invade your pants with a five fingered army
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Fondle the Fig
Jerk the Gerk
Tug the Tiger
Hand to Gland Combat.
As for women;
Vagina Dj
Taco Handshake
Play the Clitar
shuck the oyster
pressing the escape button
Tapping the keg
cleaning your fingers
the two finger tengo
ect
by The KockKing May 04, 2011
something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009
To fuck oneself
by Guinevere134 June 12, 2009
by mandingoe November 07, 2005