mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater who is also a commie

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im gonna fuck my 100000000000000000 non-amy wives!!!!!!!! reestablish the soviet union!!!!!!!!!"

by _jtoniii July 01, 2024

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 09, 2014

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol

the mangled ham was not nice to entertain.

by Phoenix=Berry May 06, 2019

Bitch Mangle

To maneuver clumsily.

Mike flaked out so we had to bitch mangle the piano into the house ourselves.

by ceilingsbro1 December 10, 2018

Morality Mangled

To get beaten horribly for something that is done that a large majority of the community views as completely and utterly immoral and disgusting

Man those nasty bitches who did cup chicks should be morality mangled.

by Tha Whisper King January 28, 2008

mangled cunt

When someone does something fucked up or fucken sick

Usually said by @BenSlade @TravisHyslop or @AlexDodd

Did Nate milk his hurt arm?

Fucken oath

What a mangled cunt

by Fucken oath the boys May 19, 2017