Lumpy White Death

Also known as potato salad.

Ugh! I can't believe you're eating lumpy white death with your sandwich!

by promark420 April 23, 2008

Lumpy shit taste my door

1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.

Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"

by Cooodddddyyy December 14, 2008

Lumpy Butt

When the buttocks of a smaller adult female have lumps ranging from small, medium, and large that give rough appearance to the booty

"Damn dude I was totally gonna get it in with that girl in the corner...But then when we were grinding I totally felt that she had a lumpy butt"

by RedRoosta January 30, 2012

Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake

To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.

Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!

by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 23, 2011

Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

lumpy lumps

lumpy ass boobies that sag.

dayum gurl you got some lumpy lumps.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

Lumpy Evergreens

Code name for Marijuana/Cannabis

Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them

by The Evergreen tree March 18, 2017