Lumpy Evergreens

Code name for Marijuana/Cannabis

Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them

by The Evergreen tree March 19, 2017

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 24, 2010

lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 11, 2007

Lumpy Puppy

Aha, so we meet at last! Prepare to die!

You Lumpy Puppy - get back to Verkhoyansk!

by Attila the Fish July 14, 2002

lumpy space princess

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

by One of Egoraptors Chins February 09, 2015

lumpy elephant dung

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89

Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

by Anything4ourMoony February 23, 2023

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts

Tyler knows the best cures for the Stump Lumpies

by Sammy H. January 08, 2009