lumberjack

one who has a lot of boners

Dude ur a lumberjack!!!

by satin January 28, 2005

Lumberjack

1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood

2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.

1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.

2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.

by rockeralexx January 5, 2011

lumberjack

1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.

2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.

1.) A: Are you a lumberjack?
B: Yeah, I am.
A: *drool*

2.) man, that guy is a total lumberjack.

by cabbagehats April 6, 2011

lumberjack

lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping

wow dude u got lumberjacked so hard when u were sleeping that there is a red mark across your face

by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005

lumberjack

derived from the shocker instead of two fingers inserted into the females vagina and one finger inserted into the anus the lumberjack is taken to a bigger extreme. take one fist and stick it in the females vagina and stick your other fist into the females anus while you thrust one fist in the other fist is thrusting outward making a seesaw motion with your fists in the females orphuses.

He lumberjacked the shit out of that chick.

by Neddles March 12, 2009

Lumberjacking

When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.

'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'

by H&H Bagels April 21, 2009

lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack

I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started

by KMCno9 November 3, 2008