Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

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lochnesslucas

someone who is hungry at all times, makes his cat twerk for a living even though he's a full time plumber ;)

watch out, lochnesslucas is hungry

by trashnite September 5, 2025

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el poona loones

you dumb ass retard motherfucker

oh my god let me have sex with her you el poona loones

by james hatch May 8, 2007

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My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.

Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.

by QuacksO July 29, 2023

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