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George Bush Logic

Providing an explanation that defies logic.
Why are we in Iraq?

Saddam was involved in 9/11. Well, not really, but he could have been and maybe wanted to be but he didn't like Osama bin Laden. But the point is, he could have been and that's George Bush Logic.
by Bo Dizzle August 29, 2006
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Grandma Logic

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age
Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.
by GrandyScolfox June 22, 2010
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Magganari's logic

Having no logic at all.
- He thinks that the earth is flat...
- OMG. He has such a magganari's logic!
by Anonymous283919 November 21, 2018
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logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place
"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."
by psyCohn December 8, 2009
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Logia

one of the three types of devil fruit in the popular manga one piece. these fruits transform the users body into an element.
one Logia is the Flame-Flame Fruit eaten by Portgas. D. Ace
by K.O.O.P Aussie2 June 15, 2013
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taylor logic

Logic that only makes sense to Taylor.
"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."
by adamslaxtitute May 6, 2013
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Morgan Logic

Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.

The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.

This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.
Today 5th April 2019

Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!
by ThatLadRed April 5, 2019
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