loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.
by i get bored sometimes. October 02, 2009
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loner computer

dude my loner computer is so slow
by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017
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Loner swag

a person who likes to be alone. they have friends and people who want to be around them but instead they prefer to be by themselves.

Happy being alone
chris: yo sam come to that party with us
sam: nah its cool im gunna go home take this facial & jus chill
chris: you have such loner swag
by Reesa lynn February 05, 2012
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MSN-Loner

Someone who either doesn't have many contacts on MSN or simply cant be bothered to start a conversation with anyone despite there being many people online but no one is speaking to them.
To attract attention they will sign out for a couple of seconds then sign back in again, trying to draw attention to themselves so that people will talk to them.
Person 1: OMG that Jonathan has signed in so many times this past hour after being offline for like a second!

Person 2: He's an MSN-loner, he's just trying to get attention.
by TheVeg July 11, 2008
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loner with a boner

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.
Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.
by Kimotep October 12, 2009
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loner boner

anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.
Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner
by michael and andrew November 06, 2010
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Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
by Ben Gump August 29, 2009
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