Liquor Clit

The inability to orgasm as a direct result of being heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.

After a night of drinking not even my rabbit could make me orgasm, damn liquor clit.

by LoveUrself March 23, 2008

liquor slam

a liquor slam is the process of chugging down a large bottle of liquor

billy got really wasted after preforming a liquor slam

by jgamin November 29, 2015

Liquor nap

A strategically placed nap during the day (the weekend for less unrespectable people) to ensure maximum possible drinking. They usually fall after a morning case, and before getting into the rye later in the evening.

"Where's Wes?" "He got wasted. He's taking another liquor nap."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

liquor flicker

The visual flickering sensation one experiences the morning after a particulary hard night of drinking alcohol.

Oh man, I must have been hammered last night, because I got some serious liquor flicker kickin'.

by suburbaru May 19, 2008

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.

"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."

by parspleen February 17, 2016

liquor knob

A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.

A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.

T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.

by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021

Liquor Gnome

A gnome that sneaks into your refrigerator just before you wake up and spikes your milk/orange juice/what have you with a tasteless liquor, causing you to be drunk for the remainder of the morning or day.

Used to describe someone who is not actually under the influence of anything, but is behaving like they are.

"...Did Sara have Vodka for breakfast?"
"Nope. She must have had a visit from the Liquor Gnome."

by Drunkard234 March 13, 2010