Senator Lincoln Chafee 

A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.

I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore

Senator Lincoln Chafee by ZagFag April 25, 2005

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

stinkin lincoln 

An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

stinkin lincoln by Sidenote October 9, 2006

steamy lincoln 

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

steamy lincoln by Andrew April 11, 2005

The Stinkin Lincoln 

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

The Stinkin Lincoln by The Poops September 9, 2005

stinkin lincoln 

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

stinkin lincoln by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

siberian lincoln logs 

when a girl is riding a guy on a toilet and the girl shits between the guys legs while he does the same

Camo Clutch said he siberian lincoln logs chicks after they eat chili chease dogs (preferably). SHIT YEAH!

siberian lincoln logs by BRUNCHITIS August 22, 2011