Lighter clutching

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .

Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,

by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023

cum lighter

When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.

Yeah she tasted my cum last night?

Oh she sucked your dick?
Nah I let her use my cum lighter

by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018

ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023

lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.

Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.

by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011

Stop lighted

driving down a long stretch of a main street and hiting every fkn red light

sorry i was late for the meeting i left on time but got stop lighted on King

by Mp dawg August 6, 2008

all lighter

Variant: all-lighter

All-lighter, to pull an:

When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.

I was gonna stay up and study last night, but I accidentally pulled an all lighter instead!

by this-is-ridiculous January 26, 2012

red lighter

term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on

dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter

by n1cK228 January 27, 2011