Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.

"Shut the fuck up, lightbulb licker."

by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020

Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

JFK's Lightbulb

When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.

Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

lightbulb

The thing that’s supposed to light up when you get a good idea which explains why it never lights up for you

lightbulb no

by your moms best friend January 15, 2023

lightbulb

when you you put a lightbulb deep in your Uranus and it explodes

hey pass me the lightbulb sure but for what to stick it up my Uranus

by ewfgmwpogmwp[gmwpg January 21, 2023

Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

Special lightbulb

It's a known fact that when millenials dont know what they are reffering to or can't quite comprehend something; they tend to add the 'Special' adjective to any everyday common household items

"THE CUNT AMY DENIED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A .....SPECIAL......LIGHTBULB"

'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB

by THE NEW YORK TIMES 100% May 25, 2020