The greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of Virginia, if not the Milky Way galaxy. For twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. They never won VBODA though, becuase the evil Grafton Empire's numbers are formidable. Never, ever speak the word "Fanta" among several of its members; you may ignite a bloody civil war.
Now entering the field, the LightningRegimentMarching Band. Here are their section leaders, all of whose names I will make a valiant effort to mispronounce.
Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.
She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.
Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.
A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.