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Lightning bug 

To insert glowstick into one's anus, therefore, resembling a lightning bug.
Mike is such a fuckboy. Let's lightning bug him for revenge.

Lightning Regiment Marching Band

The greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of Virginia, if not the Milky Way galaxy. For twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. They never won VBODA though, becuase the evil Grafton Empire's numbers are formidable. Never, ever speak the word "Fanta" among several of its members; you may ignite a bloody civil war.
Now entering the field, the Lightning Regiment Marching Band. Here are their section leaders, all of whose names I will make a valiant effort to mispronounce.

Lightning bitch

Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.
She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.
Lightning bitch by Fearman February 24, 2008

Lightning Strike 

Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.
I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.
Lightning Strike by Dwalan November 20, 2011

lightning fap 

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.
"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."
lightning fap by boss rig February 15, 2015

lightning jack 

A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.
Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.