Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce

Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.

by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022

wetback lettuce

Cilantro

I'm not eating wetback lettuce on my tacos

by Summersbk April 20, 2015

Bird Lettuce

🐦🥬
No real meaning other than these random emojis.

Person 1: yo
Person 2: bird lettuce
Person 1: 🐦🥬

by bird lettuce November 19, 2021

Devil's lettuce

Another word for: Cannabis, also known as marijuana, marihuana, and ganja (from Sanskrit: गांजा gañjā, meaning "hemp"), among many other namesa, refers to any number of preparations of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug. The most common form of cannabis used as a drug is the dried herbal form.
The major psychoactive chemical compound in cannabis is Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol (commonly abbreviated as THC).

Martin: I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce

--- From The Heartbreak Kid (2007) Movie

Extended Synonyms: Weed, green(s), danks, pot, buddha or bud, Mary Jane, grass, herb, dope, schwag, grass, sac, nug, ihop, MJ, and reefer, are among the many other nicknames for marijuana or cannabis as a drug

by MOCHESTER April 15, 2010

wet lettuce

Phrase commonly used in the North of England to describe a person who acts like a fanny or in a manner betraying his male gender.

A: "Why isn't Neil coming out this weekend?"
B: "He's washing his Dog's hair"
A: "Fucking wet lettuce."

by Commandy November 29, 2007

Lettuce Kefka

Based off of official art of the villain, Kefka, from Final Fantasy VI. His clothes resemble lettuce, and this picture quickly became popular among the denziens of GameFAQs' Board 8.

Lettuce Kefka pic causes unfortunate losses in the Summer Contest matches.

by Durango April 8, 2006

Nigga Lettuce

Basically another term for weed. It’s also a term used for anyone doing stupid shit.

You see that guy wildin? That man is on nigga lettuce or something.

by Wideboy02 April 29, 2019