French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022

learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.

jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)

by lotty3k April 22, 2006

Life lesson

Send nudes not hate

Life lesson by an incredible WhatsApp group

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Lesson in remedial physics

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.

He got a lesson in remedial physics.

by Judge dredd7 August 25, 2011

taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.

So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.

by anthesiac October 28, 2008