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Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
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Lauren is amazing. She is the most popular, prettiest, funniest, kind, caring, sweet, gorgeous, loveable girl there is.

Everyone wants to be her, everyone looks up to her. Whenever someone has a problem, they'll immediately go to her for help. She has friends in every friendship group, from popular to the weirdos, everyone loves her. Lauren's smile hides many things, which she will share with only her most trusting friends. She the girl that all the guys want and all the girls want to be. She can get any guy she wants, and has had her fair share of boyfriends. She isn't a slut, if she's in a relationship she's in it for months, not days. She's been out with guys older and younger. She's an amazing lover and, if you have her, never let her go, because you will never come across a girl as beautiful as her ever again.
'Who's that?'
'Dude, how can you not know? That's Lauren!'
'Where's she been all my life? She's beautiful!'
Lauren by LittlePorter November 3, 2011
One of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is so funny and so bright. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is hilarious, sweet, caring, loyal, kind, loving, fun, a little crazy at times, and one of a kind. She is the only friend who would actually risk their life to save you. They are determined and a little stubborn. But they know how to one in a million. Don't ever let her go. She can never be replaced
I love lauren
Lauren by Kkkkkkkkkkkk September 29, 2013
A person of the One Direction fandom who ship Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
"Birds don't have eyebrows, and Louis got the dagger!"
"Stop being such a Larrie."
"NEVER!"
Larrie by lthsnhlp December 17, 2015
Lauren is the most beautiful smart person ever. She is funny kind and never judges others. she shows compassion. Lauren is the light of life shes amazing in every way. she is the dream girl and she is worst every breath of air so never waste your time with her shes basically happiness in a person.
"Aww dude Lauren is amazing i love talking to he."
Lauren by McFaggot November 8, 2014
If not the most beautiful then one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet, inside and out. She is crazy and not bothered about other peoples opinion. The funniest laugh you'll ever hear, and can't help but make you laugh. She's always happy, even if she's not she'll fake a smile. Everybody loves her, and if you have her as your best friend you are the luckiest person as she will say beautiful things to you, and shout your nickname in the middle of the street if she see's you. she wears the nicest clothes and has a amazing personality. she will be one of the most incredible friends you have. she's a lovely person and she'll never be replaced she's one of a kind. she will put a smile on your face. she will sing and dance where ever and will do anything to have a good time. she is the most amazing friend you'll come across.
lauren
Lauren by Jazzzo October 5, 2011
I love Laureline!
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao
Oh I just met a girl, she is amazing do yo know her?
Her name is Laureline
Laureline by james300000 March 27, 2021