laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.

1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.

by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006

Lactose Overload

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat

Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.

by justhatguy July 27, 2009

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 26, 2011

Laptopless

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.

Jules left for Cannes laptopless.

by Rouli June 9, 2011

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Lantosism

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."

The United States Runs on Lantosism

by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011

Lactosesexual

The sexual attraction to milk and dairy products.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a lactosesexual?

by Faedom May 13, 2021