latocious

Someone who is lactose intolerant but loves milk. This individual can't control any of their urges.

Ja'Mikel: Bruh I'm fuckin' lactose intolerant
Ching Chong: Sooooooo...
Ja'Mikel: But I like me that white shit
Ching Chong: Ohh so your latocious

by Niggerchink November 14, 2018

Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

by bumskie March 19, 2011

lavoris

Someone who realizes they don't know everything, but something about them really does. A Lavoris likes to read people like a book and is really good at it.

Lavoris: Why you didn't meet me at the store?
Ransom person: I was on my way right now (random person haven't left yet)
Lavoris: Get outta her with that bullshit, you aint left nowhere!

by REal Girl July 21, 2009

latrine

a toilet or container used for disposing of urine, feces, and toilet paper.

Use the latrine.
I think this latrine smells.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

litoris

A flower that buds in times of greatness. It is a self watering flower that requires a lot of attention. If taken care of properly it can bring great pleasure. This plant grows all over the world and all year around.

Have you seen Danielle’s litoris, I heard it was budding?

by i_am_big_papi November 11, 2009

f'lator (fellator)

A fragment of north London slang emanating from the depths of the green lanes ghetto, used to represent a non-specific increment of time in the distant future.

i am saving this lump of aubergine f'lator

if i spend money in this bar i won't have any fellator

by wellum April 19, 2004

lavories

A good lookin nigga who can take anybody girl if he/she wants to

I am lavories because i can take yo girl

by Lavories July 16, 2017