Lachlan Jay

The most complete utter dickhead in the whole of the fucking shire, has no idea what he's doing half the time, fucks up in school as well as outside of school, GETS SENT TO COOK SCHOOL BECAUSE HES A DUMB FUCK, HES ALSO A RETARD LITTLE SHIT WHO TREATS PEOPLE WITH DISRESPECT YET WHAT HE DOESN'T REALISE IS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM AND HES A LITTLE WHORE WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE :) X

ME ' OH SHIT ITS LAChlan jay'
Person 'HAHAH WTF WHAT A RETARDED FUCK'

by Shumsky69420 February 13, 2018

lachlan down

A code word used to inform a workplace/school about a possible terrorist attack or suspicious activity.

"Lachlan down on the year 9 campus"
"oh no, not another school shooter on the year 9 campus"

by mynibba September 6, 2018

lachlan dengate

Jesus himself

lachlan dengate classifies as Jesus

by Meatball boi April 29, 2019

lachlannnn

lachlan means it goes deep and hard

lachlannnn loves to do it hard

by opiuytdrxytfguhijopuycftxdrtfg May 26, 2019

Lachlan Wilson

A guy who wants to leave but can't because of his parent

Oh, you're a Lachlan Wilson

by Todo43 May 28, 2019

Lachlan and Tasha

Very good friends who don’t like each other in that way, just as friends

Wow, Lachlan and Tasha are such good friends

by Licaspicas September 8, 2019

Lachlan

Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.

Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.

by ashton got catfished April 12, 2020