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Lonely

"fuck I'm lonely"
by Molten_bread November 7, 2023
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Lonely

That woman was so lonely she suffered from manliness.
by The purple duke April 24, 2024
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Lonely

Lonely: Ghost (Anthony) is a lonely person who plays a Pokemon Minecraft game with no girl and no future
Ghost is lonely asf, he gets no play and is hella gay
by Usuahedjsj February 24, 2025
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Lonely nigga hours

Starts at 2:00 AM and ends on 4:15 AM for us lonely niggas with no gf or just basically feel alone in the world.
"I am an active member of Lonely nigga hours"
by A Lonely nigga October 22, 2017
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Lonely Digging

In a club, bar or party where music is played - to be the only one of a group of friends to groove with the music. Lonely Digging may include: tapping your foot, closing one's eyes and nodding your head, moving in your chair and may escalate to be the only one to get up and dance. See 'Digging'.
Usually used positively, as a term of respect to those who are not ashamed to dance.
Lone Digger - of a group of friends, someone who is prone to lonely digging.
I'm seeing Lisa and Matt tonight. I guess it's a night of lonely digging for me.

None of my friends will dance; I'm such a lone digger.
by ShiraO May 24, 2016
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lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own
"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"
by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014
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Lonely Car Syndrome

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.
You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.
by J. Agnew May 4, 2009
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