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louisville handshake

my cousin and his wife came up for the family reunion and she gave me a Louisville handshake behind the barn.
by nastynikk July 15, 2020
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Louisville tattoo

Something you get when you get hit in the head by a baseball bat.
If you steal from me, I'll give you a Louisville tattoo.
by Karnark August 6, 2020
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Louisville Liplock

When going down on a chick who hasn't shaved in awhile, and getting your teeth caught in it, providing a lip on twat lip kiss.
My girl didn't shave this week, and I wound up in a Louisville liplock last night.
by Big Egg March 19, 2008
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Louisville Doubler

The act of receiving oral pleasure from a partner who is down on all fours whilst reaching over and behind the oral facilitator and vicariously jamming a louisville slugger baseball bat into his/her anus and working the facilitator with it in a see-saw motion.
Bourbon Wellington, a minion, feeling oppressed by the harsh dictatorship of the Lord Ihop broke into his room with a baseball bat and forced the Lord to submit to a Louisville Doubler until he agreed to be less suppressing of his good people and followers. This ended well for the masses and the Lord Ihop bought all lunch.
by BiggusHungDiccus October 18, 2011
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Louisville Lip Gloss

After you get finished violating a girl from the pooper, take you shit covered dick and rub it on her lips as if applying lip gloss.
Chris gave Ashley some Louisville Lip Gloss and she looks good!
by atoevan November 1, 2008
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Louisville Locksmith

The act of an inverted backwards 69 while scissor kicking involving two men and insertion of both parties.
get ready for this louisville locksmith...im gonna jackhammer the shit out of you!
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Louisville Plugger

A sex act involving a an autographed Louisville slugger baseball bat, a can of spam, and two plungers.
Jane: Wanna do something kinky tonight?

John: How about a Louisville Plugger

Jane: Get out of my house you sick pervert
by Yttrium December 21, 2004
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