Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 19, 2012

Jun-Long

a real annoying Chinese man a popular name in China and isn't good at soccer

"Hes a real Jun-Long"
"i know he cant play soccer"

by wogsrocks May 19, 2015

long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

by Jack the Monkey December 10, 2006

sneaky long

When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.

Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole

Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."

by StereoBlows February 17, 2016

Long Horse

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

by Cornelius Pant October 01, 2019

long stroke

(v. or noun) Action during sexual intercourse when a male deliberately uses the entire length of his penis to fully enter, then nearly exit, his partner in repetitive, slow motions.

"I want to long stroke that ass."

by woolfgunphotobooth November 22, 2011

Ms. Long

nickname for the person with the FINEST BIGGEST ROUNDDEST most desired booty in the room. looks nice in booty shorts and sweat pants. Thinks she's the top bitch of the house but that's only because she is. Vary Rare.

Dayyummmm look at thatt it's a ms. Long

by KittensG March 28, 2008