literassture

Literature engraved on the clothing of the buttocks region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, but more commonly indicates a university name.

"Did you read that literassture on Jessica's shorts? It said UCLA, but it took me awhile to read it."

by Edrees January 15, 2008

Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

by Kewk August 31, 2019

Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.

Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in

by MKmac November 21, 2020

Literable

When you are literal and therefore gullible.

He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.

by AngelJean April 14, 2021

Literally Unplayable

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.

Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

by Michael Ferguson Oentardi May 12, 2021

AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.

“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama

by Lil’osa October 8, 2018

liter bike

A sports motorcycle with an engine displacement of about 1,000 cc. Some of the quickest and also most dangerous motorcycles. Beginners with more cash than brains tend to get liter bikes as their first ride and often end up hurt or killed.

I passed a squid that wiped out on his brand new liter bike today.

by thefresnel December 24, 2008