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Lois

An absolute worldie who makes anybody's day better. Not to be confused with Lois Lane the limp dick reporter or Lois Griffin the shittest cartoon mother in history. If you have a Lois in your life you're guaranteed to have a better day and be privy to some of the best mispelt names in Starbuck's history.
"Welcome to Starbucks, what's the name?"

"Lois"
*Writes down lowis* "Awesome thanks"
by KTA4 October 27, 2018
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Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.
Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.
by Snake July 7, 2005
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Loic

Known for staring in utter disbelief at other peoples stupidity, this habit is often misinterpreted as acknowledgment from the unsuspecting retard. Quick to remind people of his true feelings for them this tends to give the Loïc name a slightly negative twist, but as anyone even half way up the food chain would know he is quite a pleasant person to be with.

Often found in remote parts of the world, Loïcs tend to celebrate being united with other Loïcs. The complete and utter disregard for anything that may have been happening before this most joyous of discoveries tends to disrupt any social event for a couple of minutes while they share this most exhilarating news with anyone who is within earshot.

Loïc professions can range from motorcycle jacking to corporate extortion although they tend to live unnoticed by the law. Often moderately wealthy, they enjoy the simple things in life like fast cars, THC, and alcohol. Often at the same time.

If you meet one sincerity is the way to go, and often you will walk away unscathed, although probably not any better off as only the closest of friends gain anything from encountering these individuals.

Web spelling: Loïc
-"What is your name?"
-"Loïc"

-"Who is that guy?"
-"Loic"
by Lu Yi October 18, 2012
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Loiper

Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.
Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay
by Loiper May 23, 2009
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Lois

Lois is a crackhead she is crazy and energetic she never rests and has an immature personality. She can comfort people easily and make them feel better. She is very flexible and can bend into a BALLLLLLL. Lois is a good friend and will ever lie to you she is good at keeping secrets and is easily trusted never loose a Lois
Lois
by JaimyNew November 29, 2019
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Lois

Lois is a nice young girl who cares about her friends, she’s sweet and caring although sometimes her mean side strikes she doesn’t tolerate any rubbish and tells people what is what and says things how it is.
Max- wow Lois is so weird

Robert-I wish Lois was my girlfriend
Clark- Lois is so pretty
by LM318 June 12, 2020
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File Loitering

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy
Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.
by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009
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