An absolute worldie who makes anybody's day better. Not to be confused with Lois Lane the limp dick reporter or Lois Griffin the shittest cartoon mother in history. If you have a Lois in your life you're guaranteed to have a better day and be privy to some of the best mispelt names in Starbuck's history.
by KTA4 October 27, 2018
Get the Lois mug.Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.
Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.
Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.
by Snake July 7, 2005
Get the Laguna Loire mug.Known for staring in utter disbelief at other peoples stupidity, this habit is often misinterpreted as acknowledgment from the unsuspecting retard. Quick to remind people of his true feelings for them this tends to give the Loïc name a slightly negative twist, but as anyone even half way up the food chain would know he is quite a pleasant person to be with.
Often found in remote parts of the world, Loïcs tend to celebrate being united with other Loïcs. The complete and utter disregard for anything that may have been happening before this most joyous of discoveries tends to disrupt any social event for a couple of minutes while they share this most exhilarating news with anyone who is within earshot.
Loïc professions can range from motorcycle jacking to corporate extortion although they tend to live unnoticed by the law. Often moderately wealthy, they enjoy the simple things in life like fast cars, THC, and alcohol. Often at the same time.
If you meet one sincerity is the way to go, and often you will walk away unscathed, although probably not any better off as only the closest of friends gain anything from encountering these individuals.
Web spelling: Loïc
Often found in remote parts of the world, Loïcs tend to celebrate being united with other Loïcs. The complete and utter disregard for anything that may have been happening before this most joyous of discoveries tends to disrupt any social event for a couple of minutes while they share this most exhilarating news with anyone who is within earshot.
Loïc professions can range from motorcycle jacking to corporate extortion although they tend to live unnoticed by the law. Often moderately wealthy, they enjoy the simple things in life like fast cars, THC, and alcohol. Often at the same time.
If you meet one sincerity is the way to go, and often you will walk away unscathed, although probably not any better off as only the closest of friends gain anything from encountering these individuals.
Web spelling: Loïc
by Lu Yi October 18, 2012
Get the Loic mug.Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.
Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!
Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?
Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.
Dude 2: Okay
Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?
Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.
Dude 2: Okay
by Loiper May 23, 2009
Get the Loiper mug.Lois is a crackhead she is crazy and energetic she never rests and has an immature personality. She can comfort people easily and make them feel better. She is very flexible and can bend into a BALLLLLLL. Lois is a good friend and will ever lie to you she is good at keeping secrets and is easily trusted never loose a Lois
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by JaimyNew November 29, 2019
Get the Lois mug.Lois is a nice young girl who cares about her friends, she’s sweet and caring although sometimes her mean side strikes she doesn’t tolerate any rubbish and tells people what is what and says things how it is.
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