lobster dick 

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.

"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"

lobster dick by billbow24 October 15, 2007

lobster kush

a marijuana strain that causes your skin to turn into a dark red similar to lobster that has been boiled in water.

Look how red Austin Nig is! He must be puffin' that lobster kush.

lobster kush by moogleOZAR April 14, 2010

Lobster Gravy 

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.

*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!

Lobster Gravy by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009

Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

Lobster Crotch by Da12 February 5, 2009

lobster head 

a shameful thing

It's a shameful thing, lobster head.

lobster head by Too many limes August 22, 2011

lobster claw 

A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.

I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.

lobster claw by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011

Lobster Fest 

Summmer time when everyone spends alot of time outside getting sunburned and turn into lobsters

mat and angelo are gonna spend alot of time at the beach this lobster fest

Lobster Fest by antonioseara May 27, 2008