lobeing

kissing someone’s earlobes

* mwah * i’m lobeing you😈

by Danielredsoxfan July 12, 2022

Be lobed

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."

P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."

by LunarSkeleton July 24, 2022

Be lobed

An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.

P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"

by LunarSkeleton July 24, 2022

gabby lobe

A human bean

Gabby lobe is a human bean

by corgimufflinismyhuman June 19, 2017

Lobing

To bend an ear, specifically Strickland's ear.

Strickland (the bean): oh fuck theres a furry lobing me

by Beartings January 18, 2020

Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 September 15, 2015

Cuntal lobe

Cuntal lobe is a section of the female brain that controls bitterness, vindictiveness, and all around cuntey behavior. When enlarged, subjects will exhibit a range of karen-like symptoms from irritability to self entitlement

Her cunt like behavior can be directly attributed to an enlargement of the cuntal lobe

by Mick diggler May 27, 2025