Lion King

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".

"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"

by Chris Acosta March 28, 2005

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lion's share

The larger or greater part of something divided up.

His wife does the lion's share of the housework.

by Jungle Audience January 31, 2014

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Lion Day

A day when the authorities in large urban cities release hundreds of Lions onto the streets to clean up the homeless problem and the hangers on of legitimate protests, who occupy public parks. Lion Day is announced with appropriate forewarning on basic cable and radio, so anyone with a job, or a home knows to remain inside. No Lions are harmed on Lion Day. They are treated with the utmost respect, and a good meal.

Bro, these people and their tents are getting disgusting. When's Lion Day?

by unchainedheat November 15, 2011

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Lion Bar

The best candy bar in the world, but it isn't available in the USA. Sort of a cross beween a kitkat and a snickers, with wafers and caramel in chocolate.

I'm really craveing a Lion Bar right now.......

by Kathe September 21, 2005

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Lion King that Hoe

when you f*** a girl from behind, cum on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering "Simba"

"Yo nigga, I Lion king that hoe every night"
"I Simba'd her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything sexual as lion king"

by yaanni December 28, 2009

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Lion dinosaur

A cute Lion like looking character with blue dinosaur stripes and a dinosaur tale.

They only eat pizza.

They are unable to say anything but "Rawr! I'm a Lion dinosaur."

The Lion dinosaur frase is commonly used among people of whom are bored and/or have nothing better to say.

Fred-leigh- "Uherrm.."

Bucketman- "RAWR!...I'm a lion dinosaur! xD"

Fred-leigh- "Bahaha so be I."

by Trampolinelobster September 7, 2009

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