Leather Breath

Another term for boot licker. Arrives from the fact that most boots are made out of leather.

Bobby: The Chinese government is great. They can never do no wrong.

Jon: Ok leather breath. Keep boot licking.

by joeycommet45 February 12, 2020

Leather jockey

you a whole ass bitch nah you aint even a whole ass bitch you a half ass bitch pathetic retard “leather jockey”

Ay mark yo aunt died get the 🅿️retzels leather jockey

by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

leather pingpongs

The equivalent of beef curtains, refers to the testicles of a male who fake tans way too much and has thus ruined their physical appearance, not that they held much aesthetic value to begin with.

"Did you see her new boyfriend? He tans more than she does...I'm sure he's carryin a set of extreme leather pingpongs. Gross."

by LeahLauren January 14, 2009

Leather Dick

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.

"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

by Richie McCringledick June 1, 2012

Leather Jones

A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.

"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"

by Leather Jones July 7, 2012

leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011

leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014