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surf-learn

The process of learning by means of casually surfing the internet.
Tim spent two hours today surf-learning car intakes and hacking Tivos.
by Mike D. January 17, 2005
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I will learn you

Verb. Common language mistake made amongst Afrikaans-speaking people. Used comically by GTA players in the RSA Mafia community, communicating via mics when having to instruct, direct or demonstrate certain objectives.
Gamer 1: "I can't get into the Zancudo Military Base without getting shot to shit."
Gamer 2: "Its not that hard. I will learn you how."
by Professor KnowItAll December 15, 2014
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he has to learn

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.
Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Is it possible to learn this power?

a question asking if it is possible to learn this power
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"...not from a Jedi"
by macOSbyApple May 25, 2022
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I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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lunch and learn

When everyone in an office stands in a circle with the employee whose phone extension is "150" in the middle. The employee is then pushed, shoved, beaten, kicked, and stomped until he cannot stand up. After that, the office employees all give him a golden shower at once. The next day, you take him to lunch and tell him you are sorry and that he can participate in Lunch and Learn the next time an employee has that phone extension. That is the learning part of the lunch.
Alan is attending the office's Lunch and Learn tomorrow because his phone extension is "150".
by Jane Harvick and Partners October 10, 2007
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