Soy Latte

1)a descriptor.

Used whenever someone says something pretentious or just 'full-of-shit-esque."

Used because people who drink the aforementioned beverage think they are better than regular people who drink latte's with 'milk' in it (hence the reason why it is called a latte).

Girl A: "I feel so much better than everyone else because I am a vegetarian now."

Girl B: "Wow, how soy latte of that motherfucker"
Guy A: "You know what, I never thought of it that way. And guess what....She DOES like soy lattes."

by drunkedukh December 5, 2009

Hoco latte

An African American who has undergone the unfortunate misfortune of either being born or ending up in Howard County for some reason. Here they will have to face an overwhelming population of wiggers on an everyday basis, rarely seeing another of their own kind.

"That poor, poor Hoco latte!" exclaimed Aunt Susie
"Your right, look at all those wiggers idolizing him," responded Norman
"
"He looks disgusted!"

by Imaballa Baby December 11, 2004

my latte!

the best thing ever. if you've ever seen cheaper by the dozen youd know wat im talking about yall!!

kid: i have heard you been messing with our family
bully: dude! i dont even know ur family
kid: you do now!
hits bullies latte outta his hand
bully: my latte!!

by domino January 20, 2005

crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

denim latte

Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.

The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.

by TheSamii December 6, 2013

jizz latte

When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess

I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning

by gjac March 11, 2015

j'men latte

"J'men latte" is the art of not giving a fuck. Originating from BC, this art is said to be the secret to a long and unstressful life.

"- Hey have you seen what happened recently in the newspaper?

-No, j'men latte"
Or

"- Do you not care about me at all?
-No, j'men latte, bye felicia !"

by El Vegan May 3, 2018