Kroketuette

A word that means creative or cool. Also used as an insisted compliment and usually necessary to take it

“That’s really kroketuette of you!”

by John Victor Smithers February 18, 2026

Kroketuette

A saying used to describe something creative, cool, awesome and or interesting. Often used as an insisted compliment and most necessary to accept and thank for.

“Oh wow, your DIY shirt looks really Kroketuette!”

by John Victor Smithers February 18, 2026

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

Noordwijks kroketje

First, you have intercourse on the beach. Then when you are sticky, you quickly put your dick in the sand and then you continue intercourse.

Did you go out with that girl last night? Did you do an Noordwijks kroketje?

by 00Nuclear July 15, 2022

El Kroger

Any Mexican restaurant located in a shopping center whose name anchor tenant is Kroger.

El Kroger is the best place for tacos. I ordered an absurd amount of queso on the side.

by Biff1992 August 12, 2023