knackered hipward

to shag a lady vigerously so that her pelvis requires medical treatment thus involving a hip replacement

"im gonna go knacker deep on that bird so hard she'll need an appointment at the knackered hipward"

by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004

Fag-knackered

The unfortunate deepening of a woman's voice through smoking.

Shannon stood there in all her fake tan glory and shouted in her rasping fag-knackered voice..........

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

fat knacker

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

knacker whistle

knacker whistle the act of whistiling with your tongue while raising one or both hands in the air, usually done when celebrating something, i.e sporting victory, as a method to gain the attention of a person in the distance, has being known on occasion to be used while intoxicated to stop passing taxis

after a victorious race the stroke man gave a knacker whistle to celebrate

by badman septic tank July 19, 2010

old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

BA Big-knackers

A guy who acts like Mr T from the A-Team.

He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.

There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.

Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.

"Look over there, there's BA Big-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"

"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"

by funkbadger August 20, 2009